1 00:00:00,086 --> 00:00:01,359 Norman. 2 00:00:02,093 --> 00:00:03,639 I've got nowhere to stay. 3 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,439 You took him to your mother's house? 4 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,079 I thought it would be fun. 5 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,440 Mother's room. 6 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,782 I've come to tell you about 7 00:00:10,783 --> 00:00:12,682 my homosexual relations with Jeremy Thorpe. 8 00:00:12,683 --> 00:00:14,998 Jeremy Thorpe is elected leader of the Liberal Party. 9 00:00:14,999 --> 00:00:17,055 What started as a dalliance has turned 10 00:00:17,056 --> 00:00:18,839 into something quite wonderful. 11 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,559 He was my employer and my lover. 12 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,628 He will destroy me 13 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:23,679 and the party and my marriage. 14 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,720 Norman Scott has got to die, so, how? 15 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,760 I regard it as immoral. 16 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,679 This country is continuing 17 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,519 to supply arms to Nigeria while no food 18 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,420 has been able to reach these people since the 10th of June. 19 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,279 And who takes advantage of the situation? 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,799 Soviet Russia. 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,199 The Russians have been growing in strength within Nigeria 22 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,519 with every passing day and the world should see this. 23 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,919 The world should know! 24 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,799 Of course, the real question is where to dispose of the body. 25 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,719 In New York, they drop corpses in the river. 26 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:06,039 I've read that you can seal a body in concrete 27 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,480 at the base of a motorway. 28 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,920 Tin mines. That's the solution. 29 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,655 David, ready for you now. 30 00:01:14,656 --> 00:01:16,599 Uh, Pedro Besselli, David Holmes. 31 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,159 David's in finance. He was deputy treasurer of the party. 32 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,039 He got us those carpets for Liberal headquarters half-price. 33 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,799 Magic Carpet Company, that's me! 34 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,679 We were at Oxford and we holiday together. 35 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,436 We've had some bloody times, him and me. 36 00:01:27,437 --> 00:01:28,759 That beach in Greece. 37 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,959 - That waiter. - Anyway, you two must have business. 38 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,199 - I'll leave you alone. - No, no, no, same business. 39 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,240 Come in, lock the door. 40 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,660 So, I was saying, Norman Scott, 41 00:01:41,198 --> 00:01:42,279 tin mines. 42 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,359 Hundreds of abandoned tin mines all over Cornwall. 43 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,919 Brilliant. You drop the body down there, he'll never be found. 44 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,956 Take him to the pub, get him drunk, shove him in a car, 45 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:50,679 drive him out to Bodmin Moor, kill him. 46 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,719 That's my constituency. 47 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,038 Kill him how? 48 00:01:54,039 --> 00:01:56,279 Oh, come on, it's quite easy to break someone's neck. 49 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,880 Come here, Pedro. Elbow there, jerk up... 50 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,199 He might wriggle out of it. 51 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,839 Men like him tend to be wrigglers. 52 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,335 Then you'll just have to shoot him, David. 53 00:02:04,336 --> 00:02:06,839 - Can you get a gun? - I can do whatever you want, Jeremy. 54 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,039 He can, "Do whatever I want, Jeremy." 55 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,960 Well, shoot the bugger stone dead. 56 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:20,450 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 57 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,039 Message for you. 58 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:58,939 Norman Scott. 59 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,120 Oh. 60 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,200 Yah? 61 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,839 It's over. It's done. 62 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,239 It's finished. You don't need to worry about Norman Scott ever again. 63 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,400 Why, is he dead? 64 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,399 It's better than that. 65 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,479 Thank you, everyone. Thank you very much. 66 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,799 As, um, father of the bride, 67 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,079 it is my duty to toast the happy couple, 68 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,039 Mr and Mrs Scott. 69 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,799 Mr and Mrs Scott. 70 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,519 This is the second time this task has befallen me. 71 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,839 You will recall our first-born daughter, Belinda, was lucky enough 72 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,679 to marry that fine actor and gentleman Terry Thomas. 73 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,799 Those magnificent men... 74 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,479 In their flying machines. 75 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,839 They can't be here today. 76 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:00,839 Terry has to attend the premiere of Monte Carlo Or Bust! 77 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,959 Or perhaps they've chosen to stay away 78 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:09,022 while my second daughter, Susan, marries this dreadful homosexual. 79 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,359 That's where my wife is, 80 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:16,679 sitting at home weeping in fury with her child two months pregnant 81 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,039 by this flagrant poofter. 82 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,359 Quite how he got her pregnant, I don't know. 83 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,039 She must have been caught downwind. 84 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:29,240 So, all I have to say in tribute to this desolate affair is... 85 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:32,439 ...leave him, my darling! 86 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,329 Come home! Come home! 87 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:37,033 Come home. 88 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,319 Look at me. Look at Daddy. 89 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,589 Look at me, look at Daddy. Look at my face. 90 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:43,877 Why don't you look at me? 91 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:50,820 Here, now, look. Here she comes. 92 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,799 A taxi, that's nice. How much did that cost? 93 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,119 Every last penny. 94 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,199 - Did you buy any food? - You're the provider. 95 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,160 But did you spend all our money? 96 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,839 Get some more. You married me. 97 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,420 You promised to look after me. 98 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,479 Look, I'm amazed. 99 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,079 You'd think it was Carnaby Street. 100 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,599 Out here in the sticks. 101 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,980 Isn't it beautiful? 102 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,359 And books. Daddy says a house can't have enough books. 103 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,799 And, look, Lynette told me that peacock feathers are lucky. 104 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,559 Look, do you see? They look like eyes. 105 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,599 The thing is, Sue, we're starving. 106 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,679 There is nothing in the kitchen and, technically, 107 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,925 I think peacock feathers are unlucky, according to superstition. 108 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:41,742 But nothing. Not even a slice of bread. 109 00:05:41,743 --> 00:05:42,919 Whose fault is that? 110 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,039 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. Don't tell me, no, it's him, isn't it? 111 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,839 It's his fault again. 112 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,517 It is. If Jeremy Thorpe did his duty 113 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:51,073 and got my National Insurance card, 114 00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:54,479 - I wouldn't be in this terrible... - He got married, you got married. 115 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,519 He had a baby, you had a baby. 116 00:05:58,457 --> 00:06:01,118 Is any of this about me, Norman? 117 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:02,740 I mean, why am I even here? 118 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,080 I love you. 119 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,840 Do you know what you sound like when you say that? 120 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,000 You sound queer. 121 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:15,827 Just give him to me. 122 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,639 Ooh, Benjamino. 123 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,400 He's so hungry. 124 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,759 Go and get some food. 125 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:28,959 We don't have any money. 126 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,920 Just get my child some food. 127 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,846 Sue? 128 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:17,359 What are you doing? Sue? What are you doing? 129 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,679 Please, listen to me. No, no, no. Sue. 130 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,440 Please. No, no, no. I'm sorry, I... 131 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,880 Yah? 132 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,480 Splendid Mike, how can I help? 133 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,920 I'm sorry, the police are here. They'd like a word. 134 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:06,587 What is it? 135 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,360 What's happened? 136 00:08:10,149 --> 00:08:14,279 Witnesses say the car was driving along the A303 in Hampshire 137 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,879 when the collision occurred. 138 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,119 Caroline Thorpe was travelling alone 139 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,119 and the other driver only sustained minor injuries. 140 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,719 The Prime Minister has expressed his condolences. 141 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,600 Mrs Thorpe was 32 years old. 142 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,441 She married Jeremy Thorpe in the spring of 1968, 143 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,660 and they had one son, Rupert. 144 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,120 Where's Rupert? 145 00:09:12,239 --> 00:09:13,479 Hey. 146 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,401 Sir. 147 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,119 Where's my Rupert, then? 148 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,480 There we are. 149 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,440 We may never know 150 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,400 whether she... 151 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,480 ...looked down or... 152 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:42,309 fell asleep at the wheel just for a second, 153 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,840 but she swerved into the opposite lane. 154 00:09:46,747 --> 00:09:48,503 A 13-tonne lorry. 155 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:54,320 She flipped over, landed on the roof, skidded along, stopped. 156 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,720 Was still alive. 157 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,180 Um... 158 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,359 Spoke to the police while they were cutting her out. 159 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,800 I'm told she apologised 160 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,800 for the inconvenience. 161 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:06,773 Uh... 162 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:12,960 Dead by the time she got to hospital, ruptured spleen. 163 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,040 Everyone at headquarters sends their condolences. 164 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,012 Thank you. 165 00:10:19,013 --> 00:10:21,880 Of course, if there's one miracle, it's that Rupert wasn't with her. 166 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,799 - Thank God. - Yah, it's all about him now. 167 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,120 My mother says he won't remember her... 168 00:10:28,613 --> 00:10:30,093 ...but I... 169 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:33,060 ...I say he will. 170 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:37,399 Obviously, if there's anything we can do to help with arrangements 171 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,079 for the funeral or talking to your constituents... 172 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,960 We thought some sort of memorial might be a good idea. 173 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,520 Thank you, Mike. 174 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,199 And there's the question of your returning to work. 175 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,479 Well, it's a bit soon for that. 176 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,079 I didn't mean to cause offence, Mike, I'm just being practical. 177 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,560 And I'm sure you appreciate that, Jeremy. 178 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,762 The affairs of state are relentless 179 00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:09,119 so if you need me to step in, 180 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,080 then you only have to say. 181 00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,732 Emlyn bloody Hooson. 182 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:18,740 Wants my job. Always did. 183 00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:23,039 I thought I'd have you at my side, Besselli, to fight the good fight, 184 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,615 but now you're giving me more burden. 185 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,979 I've got no choice, I'm not just leaving Parliament. 186 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:30,040 I think I might have to get out of the country while I still can. 187 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:34,819 Just between the two of us, I'm planning to vanish. 188 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,819 That last venture turned into a bit of a nightmare, 189 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,520 the one with the eggs. 190 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,659 - What happened? - The egg man dropped down dead, 191 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,539 leaving me half a million in debt, 192 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,739 and since you're not allowed to be an MP 193 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,800 and a bankrupt, off I pop. 194 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:53,459 I swear, a man is not allowed to lose his money these days 195 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,899 without everybody making a fuss. 196 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,299 And what's the next adventure? 197 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,499 America. A man can start again there. 198 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,219 And escape a furious wife. 199 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,059 How is the new girl? Is she any good? 200 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,561 She's the love of my life. 201 00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:07,800 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 202 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,992 I shall miss you, Besselli. 203 00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:12,406 And your nonsense. 204 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,259 I don't suppose you'll be back. 205 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:26,239 I doubt it. I have left a bit too much damage behind. 206 00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:30,165 Well, who knows where time and tide will take us. 207 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,640 I'll see you again, old friend. 208 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,539 I hope so, and I really am sorry. 209 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,060 She was a wonderful girl. 210 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:45,200 Of course, we still have that unfinished business. 211 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,819 - The Scottish matter. - Really, though, do you think? 212 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,939 You told me he was divorced. 213 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,619 Yes, but I sent him some money and that was that. 214 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,460 I can promise he's gone. He's not going to bother you anymore. 215 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:01,419 Just let me give you one last piece of advice, old man. 216 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,840 Leave Norman Scott alone. 217 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,253 She had terrible nightmares. 218 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,140 Who did? Caroline? 219 00:13:09,446 --> 00:13:10,916 She'd wake up screaming. 220 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:13,856 Every single night. 221 00:13:15,473 --> 00:13:19,460 In the end, she was too scared to go to sleep. 222 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,239 Started about a year into the marriage, 223 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:26,019 about the time that she spoke to the madman on the phone. 224 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,100 Yes, but you can't think that's his fault. 225 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:33,727 I wish you a safe journey, Peter, and I wish you a happy life. 226 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,973 And then I wish Norman Scott to be killed. 227 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,099 If this is going to be a regular thing, 228 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,660 I'll have to buy myself a Thermos. 229 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,985 I'm sorry, who are you? 230 00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:51,179 Gwen Parry Jones. 231 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,640 From the village. I used to be the sub post-mistress but now... 232 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:59,019 - now I'm free as a bird. - Right, well, what do you want? 233 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,040 This is for you. 234 00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,113 Come on, take it. 235 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:07,160 And if you want sugar, I brought a little pouch. 236 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,780 Talk of the village, you are. 237 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,040 Arriving like a visitation. 238 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:18,000 I'm sure you understand this isn't my chosen habitation. 239 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,960 I'm owed some money by... 240 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,659 Well, let's say by an influential gentleman. 241 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,520 Well, we've all been talking. 242 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,500 John Jones said.. 243 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,020 "He must be a hermit." 244 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:36,400 Buddug said, "I bet he's an artist, like Toulouse-Lautrec," 245 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,380 because you were wearing a scarf when you arrived. 246 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,779 Mind you, some of the boys have been saying awful things about you, 247 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,899 and I told them, I said, 248 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,340 "Any more of that and I'll be getting the carbolic." 249 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,379 Dirty bloody mochyns. 250 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,980 People seem to hound me. 251 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,660 Wherever I go. 252 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,100 I think I've been cursed. 253 00:15:57,686 --> 00:15:59,966 Well, if you get any trouble, you put them on to me. 254 00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:04,267 My husband was in the Welsh Guards. 255 00:16:04,268 --> 00:16:05,641 He taught me how to box. 256 00:16:05,642 --> 00:16:08,699 "Gwen," he said, "Gwen, everyone should know how to box. 257 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,520 There could be a war any minute." 258 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,699 - Dead, now. - Your husband? 259 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,299 Only two months ago. He fell like a tree. 260 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,939 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - It's been hard. 261 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:17,979 - I bet. - I loved him. 262 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,694 - I'm sure. - The nights are very long. 263 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,540 - Mm. - Norman. 264 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,420 Norman. 265 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,040 The nights... 266 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:32,940 ...are very... 267 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,180 ...very long. 268 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,540 Oh, my God! 269 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,939 Norman! Norman! 270 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,779 - Ey-ey! What have you been up to? - Hey! 271 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,899 Ohhh! 272 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,900 I walked out and that was it. 273 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,496 I never saw him again. 274 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:15,386 I completely understand if you don't want to see me again. 275 00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:17,611 - Why would I do that? - Because of the men. 276 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,840 Don't be silly. My husband was in the army. 277 00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:22,792 But Jeremy Thorpe, for God's sake! 278 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,220 He's the leader of the party! 279 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:31,420 Norman, you've struck lucky. 280 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,899 Yes, because this friend of mine, 281 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:38,419 his son is the MP for Montgomeryshire. 282 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,659 He's a Liberal MP, an actual Liberal. 283 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,339 - I'm going to tell him. - Yes, do. 284 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,419 Good. And mention the National Insurance card. 285 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,117 Yes, I will. I will. 286 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,120 He's a smashing chap. 287 00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:51,000 His name is Mr Emlyn... 288 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,940 ...Hooson. 289 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:25,059 Mrs Parry Jones, of course. 290 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,899 Thank you for coming all this way. 291 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,160 Nice to see you again, Mr Hooson. 292 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,019 This is Mr Scott. 293 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,284 Thank you so much for seeing me, and, may I say, it's about time. 294 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:38,980 If you'd like to follow me. 295 00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:39,982 Come this way. 296 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,819 Can I ask, is Mr Thorpe here today? 297 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,939 He's away in Zambia. He won't be back until Monday. 298 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,715 Can I introduce you to my colleague, David Steel, 299 00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:53,019 MP for Roxburgh, Selkirk and Peebles. 300 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,979 He has very kindly lent us his office and would like to attend. 301 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,499 Jeremy used to talk about you. 302 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,779 Did he? All good, I hope. 303 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,699 He called you the baby of the House. 304 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,659 I'm sure he meant it in a jovial fashion. 305 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,220 Not particularly. 306 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:12,619 And in the end, I never did get my National Insurance card. 307 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,800 But Gwen says I'm an honorary Welshman now. 308 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:20,499 She's been wonderful. She's given me �500 for a pony trekking centre. 309 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,380 But if all of this is true, 310 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,339 the story is quite alarming, Mr Scott. 311 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,139 Yes, and you've certainly been detailed. 312 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,586 - Thank you. - And clearly you have a gift 313 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,419 for eliciting money out of people. 314 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,450 But tell me, 315 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,563 when Mr Thorpe gave you money, 316 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:37,649 were you blackmailing him? 317 00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,700 What sort of blackmailer goes to the police first? 318 00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:44,259 I think perhaps we've heard enough for one day. 319 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:47,219 These are very serious allegations... 320 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,487 I love him, though. 321 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,126 - I beg your pardon? - I love him. 322 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,726 - Jeremy. - We can stop now. 323 00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:54,539 No, because every time I tell this story, 324 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,560 it's always about the card and the sex and the letters, 325 00:19:58,077 --> 00:20:01,104 but I loved him and I still love him, 326 00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:02,939 even though that's ridiculous. 327 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,649 And he loved me. So you can write down this... 328 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,120 I wasn't his prostitute 329 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,100 or a one-night stand 330 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,940 or a quick little fuck in the dark. 331 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,600 I was Jeremy Thorpe's lover. 332 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,359 I had no idea how much he meant to you. 333 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,606 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 334 00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:53,763 It was an excellent trip. 335 00:20:53,764 --> 00:20:55,459 I wondered if I might have a word. 336 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,880 - No, I'm very... - It's about Norman Scott. 337 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,931 Who? 338 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:03,259 Although I did know a Norman Josiffe, 339 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,259 I think he also called himself Norman Lynch, 340 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:08,259 so it's not impossible that he changed his name for a third time, 341 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,880 but I hardly knew him well. 342 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,660 And yet... 343 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,182 ...he can describe your mother's house 344 00:21:15,183 --> 00:21:17,339 and your flat at Marsham Court 345 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,380 in great detail. 346 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,370 He did visit me, yes. 347 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:24,912 What for? 348 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,156 I was helping him. 349 00:21:27,157 --> 00:21:29,981 He had problems at work, I gave advice, I think. 350 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:32,860 Is that all? 351 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,860 That was all. 352 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,880 Well, in that case, you won't mind if I take this further, 353 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,920 to the party... 354 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,259 and the police. 355 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:48,499 Because, if he's lying, then it's very important that none of us 356 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,379 are fouled with the stench of this filth. 357 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:55,080 - I think that would be a mistake. - Why's that? 358 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,979 Because you stood for election as leader in '67 359 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:02,059 and I won, so this would look like nothing but revenge. 360 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,939 We could let the inquiry decide. 361 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,712 Then I shall remind them that you're the man 362 00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:07,779 who stood up in court and defended Ian Brady. 363 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,379 That was my duty to the Crown. 364 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:12,579 So you sided with the very worst of sexual deviants. 365 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,780 What happened, Emlyn? Did you get a taste for it? 366 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,380 - I shall be taking this forward. - Yeah, you do that. 367 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,499 Home Secretary, Mr Thorpe for you. 368 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,299 - Jeremy. - Reggie, this is very good of you. 369 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,640 Thank you very much. 370 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,779 Gin and sweet vermouths for both of us. 371 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,760 - Keep them coming. - Yes, Mr Maudling. 372 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:46,459 There's only one reason anyone asks to see me, hugger-mugger. 373 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,880 Have you been an idiot? 374 00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:53,979 No. So, you see, it's really the same old tale. 375 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,979 In fact, the first lesson of politics, 376 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,659 beware one's own colleagues. 377 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,939 So, what would you like me to do? 378 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,459 Well, Hooson won't give up. 379 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:04,379 He's a grammar school boy, I think he likes scrapping in the yard. 380 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,080 And, apparently, this Scott made a statement 381 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,699 to the police back in '62. 382 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:12,374 It's a pack of lies but its sheer existence could be misread. 383 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,008 Would that be so bad? 384 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,259 We can all bear a little scandal. 385 00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:17,535 My own mother disowned me 386 00:23:17,536 --> 00:23:19,760 when I married an actress, and I survived. 387 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,539 - How is Beryl? - Still dancing. 388 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:27,299 See, I think it's different when the lies are homosexual in nature, 389 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,779 because I think stories like that 390 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,256 reflect badly on the whole of Parliament. 391 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:34,779 I just thought that perhaps you could suggest to the police 392 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,780 that they busy themselves with more important things. 393 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,939 Is it true? What Scott says? 394 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,100 No. 395 00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:47,539 Consider it done. 396 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:51,440 - Thank you. - Consider it done, and no more. 397 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,419 We've hit a problem, 398 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:57,726 the commission of the Metropolitan Police 399 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,702 can't find any substance 400 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:02,380 to Mr Scott's allegations. 401 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,660 You're very kind, Emlyn... 402 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,939 ...but it doesn't really matter any more. 403 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:14,139 I just thought that if Mr Scott had any evidence... 404 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,664 Um, can I speak to him? 405 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,546 I've been very silly. 406 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,800 I do these things. 407 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:26,920 Have these little passions and they sweep in and they sweep out. 408 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,979 Sorry, I don't think I understand. 409 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,580 They laughed at me. 410 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,191 They all laughed at me. 411 00:24:37,797 --> 00:24:40,179 The widow woman falling for a boy 412 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,220 who was already in love with someone else. 413 00:24:44,346 --> 00:24:45,640 Stupid. 414 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,819 Sorry, I really don't understand. 415 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,939 Look, the matter is closed, Mr Hooson. 416 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,939 You go back to your world and I'll, uh... 417 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:54,258 I'll just stay in mine 418 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,979 because I'm going to be perfectly, perfectly fine. 419 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:57,539 Are you all right? 420 00:25:11,326 --> 00:25:13,166 I tried ringing but she won't answer. 421 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:21,539 Gwen. Hello there. 422 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:24,620 Gwen, are you in? Bloody hell, it's hot. 423 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:28,260 Gwen. 424 00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:50,246 Hard to identify. 425 00:25:51,361 --> 00:25:53,240 They think the body's been there for weeks 426 00:25:53,241 --> 00:25:54,860 with the heating on full blast. 427 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,600 I was away. I was in London. 428 00:25:58,887 --> 00:26:00,766 We'll have to wait for the inquest, but... 429 00:26:01,253 --> 00:26:04,240 there were some pills and some alcohol by the bed. 430 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,140 I'm so sorry. 431 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,579 It's a terrible set of circumstances 432 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:19,339 but, given the poor lady's passing, 433 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:22,459 I think we have to consider the matter closed. 434 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:24,720 - Gracious of you. - Thank you. 435 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,800 Did you give Mr Scott your sympathies? 436 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,699 I passed on my condolences, yes. 437 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,219 No doubt you used the same tone of voice as when you offered me 438 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:34,900 sympathy for my dead wife. 439 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:41,020 Thank you, Emlyn. You are dismissed. 440 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,980 David, come, we have work to do. 441 00:27:10,373 --> 00:27:13,056 Jeremy says kill him in America. 442 00:27:13,752 --> 00:27:16,380 So I thought Florida. 443 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:22,680 You see, this one is called Big Cypress Swamp. 444 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:27,799 So we lure him there, shoot him dead, 445 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,259 chuck him in the swamp, plop, 446 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,979 he sinks to the bottom, gone. 447 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,419 Or he gets eaten by alligators. 448 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,360 - Even better. - And you would do the actual shooting? 449 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,063 - I suppose so. - Shoot him how? 450 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:40,700 Through the head. 451 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,727 David, you don't really want to do this, do you? 452 00:27:44,728 --> 00:27:45,739 Oh, my God, no. 453 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,099 - I'm so glad. - Bloody hell, it's insane. 454 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,120 - Bit bonkers, isn't it? - It's bloody nuts. 455 00:27:50,665 --> 00:27:53,659 Do you think he seriously means it, though? 456 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:56,440 Do you think Jeremy really wants him dead? 457 00:27:57,103 --> 00:27:58,619 Sometimes I do, yes. 458 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,640 So do I. Shit. 459 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:09,819 And here we are, plotting with alligators. 460 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:12,420 It's astonishing, the hold he has over us. 461 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,299 Strange, isn't it? 462 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,360 Because I've got that bloke of mine at home, Gerald. 463 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,108 It's magic. But then I go to London 464 00:28:21,109 --> 00:28:23,461 and there's Jeremy and... 465 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:28,043 - ...I love him. - Gosh. 466 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:29,499 Yeah. 467 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:33,059 It amazes me that we all go to such lengths to protect him 468 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,659 when he's so bloody overt. 469 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:38,259 He's perfected the art of hiding in plain sight. 470 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,940 I think he likes it. 471 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:42,380 The danger of it. It's a game. 472 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,379 Could you do it, though, David? 473 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,798 Could you kill someone? 474 00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:48,840 Really? 475 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:51,540 I'd get someone else to do it. 476 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:54,860 - Would you? - If I could find people, yeah. 477 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:59,043 Well, let's make sure that you never do. 478 00:29:01,046 --> 00:29:02,738 We'll pretend to Jeremy. 479 00:29:02,739 --> 00:29:04,594 We'll tell him we set it all up, 480 00:29:04,595 --> 00:29:07,059 the murder, in Florida, and Norman... 481 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,539 and that something went wrong. 482 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:11,297 We'll say that Norman just didn't turn up. 483 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,069 That's a bit lame. 484 00:29:13,070 --> 00:29:15,339 Well, at least he'll think that we tried. 485 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:18,699 Of course, the good thing is that Jeremy forgets Norman Scott 486 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:19,939 every few years. 487 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:24,139 Let's just keep putting him off until he forgets for good. 488 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,899 Might work. He's got other things on his mind these days. 489 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,291 He's getting married again. 490 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:33,720 - Oh, good God. - Marian, Countess of Harwood. 491 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,699 How was the wedding? Congratulations, by the way. 492 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,859 Thank you very much indeed. We are absolutely delighted. 493 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,854 It was a relatively modest affair. 494 00:29:42,855 --> 00:29:44,133 Paddington registry office. 495 00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:46,099 And then Westminster Abbey for the blessing. 496 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,859 Followed by luncheon for family and friends. 497 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,499 I think it was only 40 guests. 498 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,099 We wanted to make it special. 499 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,499 We shared many happy memories of Rupert's mother. 500 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,539 - It was lovely. - We did indeed. 501 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,059 Thorpe, John Jeremy. 502 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:58,939 Liberal Party. 503 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,300 34,052. 504 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:05,979 I hereby declare that Jeremy Thorpe is the MP 505 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:09,600 - for the North Devon constituency. - Thank you. 506 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,419 Thank you. Thank you very much. 507 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,755 Thank you. What about the Tories? 508 00:30:14,756 --> 00:30:15,810 They're down, sir. 509 00:30:15,811 --> 00:30:17,099 We've tripled the vote. 510 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:20,019 London says we could have 14 seats by the end of the night. 511 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,659 It means Heath is going to need the Liberals, sir. 512 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:25,320 - He needs you. - Thank you, Danny. 513 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,179 Thank you, Barnstaple. 514 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,659 The hung parliament puts Thorpe and the Liberal Party 515 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,259 in a remarkably powerful position. 516 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:37,579 If Thorpe has been invited to Downing Street, 517 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,539 and there's every indication this is true, 518 00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:42,299 then, without a doubt, Heath will offer him a coalition. 519 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:46,179 Jeremy Thorpe could be elevated to the Cabinet by the end of today. 520 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,819 - Wow. - This could be a monumental... 521 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,649 Ask for Home Secretary. 522 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,380 I shall ask for more than that. 523 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,705 Deputy Prime Minister isn't an official title. 524 00:30:57,706 --> 00:31:01,080 It's only given at the Prime Minister's discretion. 525 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,375 He could be the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. 526 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:08,680 The man who wants his secret homosexual lover murdered. 527 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:14,739 Mr Thorpe left Downing Street some 20 minutes ago, 528 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,540 but there's been no announcement yet. 529 00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:24,139 No. The terms were not acceptable. 530 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:26,419 - Good for you. - But Heath's out, he's resigned. 531 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,339 One down. Queen's asking Wilson to form a new government. 532 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,339 That can't last more than a couple of months. 533 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,259 Two down. We can force another election. 534 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,560 Almost there. 535 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,539 Gin. 536 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,299 Thorpe, John Jeremy. 537 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,699 Liberal Party. 538 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,499 28,209. 539 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:51,299 Not quite the result we wanted. 540 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:54,000 London's saying Wilson's done it, sir. 541 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:57,539 He's in. People are calling for your resignation. 542 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,200 Danny, it's a game. 543 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,360 It's a very, very long game and I'm playing it well. 544 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:06,820 Now go home, get some sleep. 545 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,412 Not scared of hard work, then. 546 00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:44,299 I love it. My first-ever job was in a stables. 547 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,678 That's why I came here. 548 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:49,066 More stables per square mile than anywhere in the country. 549 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,420 It's like I've come home. 550 00:32:51,786 --> 00:32:54,360 Two of the lads are off training at Lassiter's. 551 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,979 So let's start with a month's work, see how it goes. 552 00:32:57,980 --> 00:32:59,899 Can I ask, is there accommodation? 553 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,859 There's a room above the stables. 554 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:04,779 Well, it's not really a room but if you don't mind roughing it... 555 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,819 I'll do anything. That sounds perfect. 556 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:07,860 Honestly, perfect. 557 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:38,939 Goodbye. 558 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,220 Be good. 559 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,540 Thank you. 560 00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:56,700 Didsbury 4-6-5-6. 561 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,660 No, you're not bothering me at all. 562 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,180 Is there something wrong? 563 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,520 Hello, the Le Mesurier residence. 564 00:36:32,713 --> 00:36:35,860 Bloody hell. The Magic Carpet King. 565 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:46,620 Hello. 566 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,179 Deakin speaking. 567 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:07,300 - All right, mate? - Hello. 568 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:26,779 Do you know an Andrew Newton? 569 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:29,739 ...right? I said, "Come on, let's go back to the hotel." 570 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,499 She says, "I want to see the sights." 571 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,980 I said," I want to see the sights. Get 'em off." 572 00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,220 Let me get that. 573 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:40,820 Keep the change. 574 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:44,499 Keep the change? You could get five pints out of that. 575 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,419 Lots more where that came from. 576 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,939 You're Andrew Newton, right? 577 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:50,978 - The airline pilot. - Did I have it off with your wife? 578 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,320 Well, I was told 579 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,620 you could help a friend of mine. 580 00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,739 Bottom line, Mr Newton, 581 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:02,080 is the deal could be worth up to �10,000. 582 00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:05,899 - I'm your man. - You don't know what it is yet. 583 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,460 No, sorry. I'll do it, though. 584 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,779 Right, what am I bid for Bridget? 585 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:23,099 Eh? 586 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,739 Now, come on, come on, it's all for charity. 587 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,459 Six quid for the lovely Bridget. 588 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:29,779 Get 'em out, sweetheart. 589 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,659 This is all for charity. 590 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,980 - Right... - Come here, sweetheart. 591 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,539 They look cold, your lovely baps. 592 00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:40,339 Don't you flaming well touch me, mate. 593 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,019 Ohhhhhh... 594 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,819 No, no, no. 595 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:50,419 No touching the girls, sir. 596 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:51,819 Not until they're paid for. Ha! 597 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,179 Hey, that's my girlfriend. 598 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,379 Get your hands off her. 599 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:58,059 I am hiding the boobs, sunshine. 600 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,840 I'm on boob patrol. 601 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:07,219 For God's sake, Barry. I'll do it myself. 602 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,139 Yeah, I've spoken to him. 603 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,500 I think he's just the man we need. 604 00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:25,539 Look, I can guarantee he's professional, ruthless 605 00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,676 and utterly discreet. 606 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:30,459 I'm glad to help. I love dogs. 607 00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:31,939 You're such a good friend, Norman. 608 00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:33,779 If you could take her for a walk every day. 609 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:35,539 I warn you, she's a bit of a handful. 610 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,019 Dogs love me. The bigger, the better. 611 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,819 Her name is Rinka. It's Japanese. 612 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,339 - It means trusting. - Oh, trusting. 613 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:44,219 Hello, Rinka. Hello. 614 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,920 You're gorgeous, Rinka. 615 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:54,099 Damn it. 616 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,180 They promised me this was a one-dog town. 617 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,960 Lovely big brutes, aren't they? 618 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,379 We've seen this one out and about. 619 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:04,379 It's Rinka, isn't it? 620 00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,539 That's right. And who is this beauty? 621 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,580 I'm Edna. 622 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,543 You mean the dog. 623 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,429 This is Princess Eleanor. 624 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:16,939 I'm Mrs Edna Friendship. 625 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,138 What a wonderful name. 626 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:19,819 Do you want to come in? 627 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:20,860 Come on, then. 628 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,100 Come on. 629 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,740 There's a good girl. Good girl. 630 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:28,699 It's a nice little place. 631 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,320 We've got our regulars. 632 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:33,219 A little stream of traffic off Eastern Avenue. 633 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,757 - We do all right. - Is it just you? 634 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:38,379 No, I've got Barney, the pot man. 635 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:42,340 As I was saying, he's found some girl in Lyme Regis, so... 636 00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:48,322 If you fancied doing a few odd jobs, 637 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:51,099 you know, changing the barrels, a bit of bar work... 638 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,740 There is a nice little room upstairs, you can have that. 639 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,019 - I could live here? - Well, if you want. 640 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,791 Just peppercorn rent. 641 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:02,019 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 642 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:09,500 What's this for, eh? 643 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,102 It's just... 644 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:14,988 people are so lovely to me wherever I go, 645 00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:16,550 and I never know why. 646 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,999 Magic Carpet Company, Magic Carpet King. 647 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,280 - Can I help you? - It's me. 648 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,779 I've been looking. 649 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:55,732 There's no sign of him. Norman Scott has completely disappeared. 650 00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:59,299 - Do you think he knows? - Could do. 651 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,880 I've searched the whole of Dunstable. Not a whisper. 652 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,299 - Dunstable? - Yeah. 653 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,594 You're in Dunstable? 654 00:42:05,595 --> 00:42:06,665 Yeah. 655 00:42:07,712 --> 00:42:09,339 He's in Barnstaple. 656 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:13,400 - Eh? - Norman Scott lives in Barnstaple. 657 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:16,339 I'll go to Barnstaple. 658 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,860 You better had. 659 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,060 Over and out. 660 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,299 - Excuse me. - Hello. 661 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,899 Yes, I saw you looking. And it's fine. 662 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,299 No complaints here. I'm Norman. 663 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,903 - Nice jacket. - My name is Peter King. 664 00:42:57,572 --> 00:43:00,339 I'm meant to tell you, Mr Scott, you're in very great danger. 665 00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:03,466 There is a man coming from Canada to kill you. 666 00:43:03,467 --> 00:43:04,471 Canada? 667 00:43:04,472 --> 00:43:06,299 Certain parties have hired me to protect you. 668 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:07,445 How do you know who I am? 669 00:43:07,446 --> 00:43:09,368 You need to come with me right now to meet the person. 670 00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:10,859 - What person? - The one who hired me. 671 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:12,699 What do you mean someone wants to kill me? 672 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,280 Is it him? Oh, my God. 673 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,659 Oh, my God. It's him, isn't it? 674 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,139 - Is it him? - Really, don't. 675 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,939 If you could come with me right now... 676 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,219 - Is it him? - I don't know. 677 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,951 There is no him, all right. 678 00:43:22,952 --> 00:43:24,059 But you have got to come with me. 679 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,779 I can't, I've got the dog. She's not mine. 680 00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:28,643 - This is Princess Eleanor. - Just get in the fucking car. 681 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:30,660 Wait there. 682 00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:33,739 We look forward to seeing you, yes. 683 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:35,859 - Edna. There's a man outside. - Bye. 684 00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:37,819 Tommy, would you take her for a moment, please? 685 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:39,539 This man, he's got a yellow Honda. 686 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,990 Would you write down the number, please? 687 00:43:40,991 --> 00:43:42,780 - What for? - I can't stop. 688 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:13,299 Oh, I've got it. 689 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,379 - Who is he? - He said someone wants to kill me. 690 00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:17,019 Why have you changed your shirt? 691 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,500 He's very good looking. 692 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:26,139 So, have I got it right? 693 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:28,939 After all that, you still haven't got your National Insurance card? 694 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:31,899 I have not. So, tell me, what do you do? 695 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,939 - Who are you, exactly? - I'm a special investigator. 696 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,040 - And what does that mean? - It means... 697 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:38,660 You know... 698 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,819 What it means. It's best if you don't ask too many questions. 699 00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:43,821 Right. 700 00:44:43,822 --> 00:44:46,960 All I can say is you are in mortal danger. 701 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,660 - And now I've got to go. - What? Why? 702 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:53,380 I don't like the way that man's looking at me. 703 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:57,259 But you can't just walk off, not after that. What do I do? 704 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,532 I'll contact you as soon as the man from Canada arrives. 705 00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:01,059 Was he the man you wanted me to meet 706 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,619 or is he the man who's going to kill me? 707 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,139 It's complicated. 708 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,651 I'll be in touch. 709 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,039 Norman. 710 00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:13,819 Norman. He says it's important. 711 00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:16,499 - Hurry up. - Is it him? 712 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,532 I don't know. 713 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:19,140 I think so. 714 00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:25,219 - Hello. - Norman. 715 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:26,330 It's Andy here. 716 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,600 - Who's Andy? - I mean Peter. 717 00:45:30,709 --> 00:45:31,719 Yes. 718 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:35,139 He's here. The man from Canada. 719 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:37,579 He's come to kill you and he's already in Devon. 720 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:39,324 Oh, my God. What do I do? 721 00:45:39,325 --> 00:45:42,859 Don't tell anyone. Not a word. But meet me tonight. 722 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:45,460 Delves Hotel, Pin Street, five o'clock. 723 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:00,339 I'll be going home now, Mr Thorpe. 724 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,859 Are you working late? 725 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,419 Needs must. Thank you. 726 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,460 See you tomorrow. 727 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:42,278 - Hello. Sorry I'm late. - How many Great Danes have you got? 728 00:46:42,279 --> 00:46:43,819 This is Rinka, isn't she beautiful? 729 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,819 My friends can't cope with her, she's more or less mine now. 730 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:50,759 - I hate dogs. - Well, that's a silly thing to say. 731 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,699 It's like a bloody donkey. How's it going to fit in the car? 732 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,339 I thought we were going to the hotel? 733 00:46:55,340 --> 00:46:57,659 - That's a different car. - Change of plan. 734 00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:59,419 I need to go to Porlock, see a client. 735 00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:02,099 - OK, I'll wait here. - You need to come with me. 736 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,819 He could be anywhere, the man from Canada. 737 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,379 Well, I'm not going without Rinka. 738 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:07,339 Christ, you make it difficult. 739 00:47:07,340 --> 00:47:09,139 Get in, then. In, in. 740 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,660 Get in the car. 741 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,100 It stinks! 742 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,299 Get out. 743 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:38,659 Go, go, go. 744 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:41,259 Take this thing with you and all. 745 00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:42,579 Go inside, wait at the bar. 746 00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:44,739 - I'll come back and get you. - Where are you going to now? 747 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:45,980 Business. 748 00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:50,260 Rinka, this way. 749 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,700 It's 10,000 quid. Arghh! 750 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,899 Come on! Come on! 751 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,259 Arghh! 752 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:19,140 Come on. 753 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:30,900 How long have you been sitting there? 754 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,259 Why didn't you come and find me? 755 00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:33,579 I can't be seen with anyone. 756 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:36,419 - Why not? - Because of my job, obviously. 757 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,219 - Get in. - Can you take me home? 758 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,220 - Get in! - I am getting in. 759 00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:42,902 Come on, Rinka. In. 760 00:49:43,436 --> 00:49:44,462 Good girl. 761 00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:04,940 What about the man? 762 00:50:05,866 --> 00:50:08,306 - What man? - From Canada? 763 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,102 Don't worry, it'll be OK. 764 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:13,059 I'll look after you. 765 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,899 Honestly. 766 00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:16,636 Everything is going to be... 767 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:18,780 ...fine and dandy. 768 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,860 That's what my mum always says. 769 00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,719 Fine and dandy. 770 00:50:30,008 --> 00:50:32,899 Are they aggressive, Great Danes? 771 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:36,019 No, soft old things. 772 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:39,459 Isn't that right, Rinka? You and me. 773 00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:42,379 - Both soft old things. - But do they attack? 774 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:45,539 You know, if someone was to attack you, you know, 775 00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:48,060 - what would it do? - She might, I suppose. 776 00:50:48,061 --> 00:50:50,279 They used to hunt boars in the old days. 777 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,660 Oh, Jesus. 778 00:50:52,993 --> 00:50:54,512 You all right? 779 00:50:54,513 --> 00:50:55,554 Yeah. 780 00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,832 Beautiful part of the world. 781 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,231 Not tonight. 782 00:51:03,232 --> 00:51:06,080 It is, though. Magnificent. 783 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,339 You're a very lucky man. 784 00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,699 Someone's trying to murder me. 785 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,000 Yeah, I know, but... I tell you what... 786 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,000 ...well done. 787 00:51:15,001 --> 00:51:16,525 - What for? - I don't know. 788 00:51:16,526 --> 00:51:17,659 Not that bad, though, was it? 789 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,918 You know, the things you've done. 790 00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:22,700 Amazing. 791 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:24,840 What's wrong? 792 00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,859 - Everything. - Careful. 793 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:28,220 Sorry. Um... 794 00:51:32,019 --> 00:51:33,858 Oh, look, I'm tired. 795 00:51:33,859 --> 00:51:36,320 - Bloody worn out. - Do you want me to drive? 796 00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:39,200 OK. 797 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:41,040 Good idea, yeah. 798 00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:45,139 I've never been to Canada. 799 00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,960 OK, let's, um, let's pull over here. 800 00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:54,340 Okey-dokey, I'll get out, you slide over. 801 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,339 No, no, no. I said slide over. You don't have to get out. 802 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:01,339 Oh, God. Now she thinks she's going for a run. 803 00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:03,419 Rinka, darling, we're all getting soaked. 804 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:06,619 Oh, who's a silly thing? Who's a silly thing? 805 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,537 You are. You're the silly thing. 806 00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:13,620 Rinka. 807 00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:16,739 Come on, now. Come on, now. 808 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,522 Come on, girl. Yes, my darling. 809 00:52:19,523 --> 00:52:20,660 Mwah. Mwah. 810 00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:42,107 Oh, my God. It's you. 811 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,900 Your turn. 812 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:55,379 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it! 813 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,460 Come on, come on, come on! 814 00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:00,220 Fuck! Fuck! 815 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,860 No! Oh, no! 816 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:13,260 No. 817 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:16,100 Oh, no. 818 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:21,220 Are you all right? 819 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,620 He shot my dog! 820 00:53:25,359 --> 00:53:27,019 He tried to shoot me! 821 00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,340 Who did? 822 00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:31,298 Jeremy Thorpe. 823 00:53:31,299 --> 00:53:32,779 Jeremy Thorpe did this. 824 00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:34,460 It was Jeremy Thorpe! 825 00:53:54,011 --> 00:54:00,015 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com